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Post by mcbutterfly on Aug 11, 2007 21:49:38 GMT 8
SO, we now know that Lord Lucan ISN'T alive and well and living in a car in New Zealand with a pet possum. Not unless he's suddenly become 10 years younger and five inches shorter, at any rate.
This means we still don't know what really happened to him 33 years ago - though our theory that he's still in a check-in queue at Heathrow has never really been tested - so he goes back to the top of our list of Great Unsolved Mysteries That Really Bug Us. If you're interested, the others are:
What is Paris Hilton, pictured above, for?
Why is the 30-second clock in the Countdown Conundrum round always two seconds fast?
What does F-A-B stand for in Thunderbirds?
In this day and age, why isn't foot and mouth called cow flu?
Why is global warming so damn cold?
Who was the girl in the test card playing noughts and crosses with?
When you buy a ready meal, why does the serving suggestion always have a sprig of parsley? Does
ANYONE actually like parsley?
INTERESTING that Christina Aguilera's new perfume will be sold in a bottle modelled on her body shape.We hear Kate Moss may follow suit and market hers in a syringe.
ANGELINA JOLIE has said that she is "not interested" in ever standing for the Presidency of the US. Pity. She could have solved the Iraqi problem at one fell swoop, just by adopting 'em.
WITH a sinking heart, we saw this week (from the window of a bus) that trendy Glasgow nightspot Tiger Tiger has a Christmas tree in the window, with a table decked out for festive party bookings. Hope you enjoyed your summer.
Source: The Daily Record
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Post by admin on Aug 11, 2007 22:08:06 GMT 8
yay! t4p
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